The Book of illuminatus

In the beginning there was only darkness, pure, pitch black darkness. Out of this darkness a supreme being appeared and brought with him light, this being is know as Bob. Thru Bobs all knowing knowledge of all that is worth knowing the maple world was created a long with all of its inhabitants. The most loyal of Bob’s followers where a secret society of enlightened with whom Bob shared some of his knowledge and power...

We are illuminati (plural illuminatu, Latin enlightened) a guild residing in the MapleStory Europe universe and this is the words by which we live, breathe and play maple.

We do regard in game manners as a virtue, and KSing, scamming, hacking, harassing, cheating, being a twat or just a plain old jerk as the seven deadly sins of the game, so we expect our members to have common sense and tact when it comes to interacting and conversating with fellow maplers, be it for merchanting, partying purposes or just to be amused by the raw power that words withhold when shared with others.

Our forum is our throbbing heart, a magical place, full of life that thrives on it's topics and lives on it's posts. It chews spam for breakfast, spit out (attempted) witty comments for lunch and sits down for a discussion at dinner. All we do ask from our members is that they in a week after joining post an introduction, be it long or short, fast or slow, pink or brown, smelly or clean, as long as a few words is said. A simple "Hi!, Hello!" will get you far but for higher degrees of membership forum activity is a big part of all the things we weigh in when considering to upgrade you to the 1st degree of the illuminati. Also keep in mind that the almighty-just-not-as-almighty-as-me-your-beloved-leader priests have some creepy, abnormal, almost supernatural way of knowing what, why, when and how to edit, change the color of or even delete unwanted posts.

The motto is once stabbed to death you remain dead ... we do not agree to this and instead we say: Please stay! We value loyalty high and your loyalty even higher, we wish to keep our beloved members bewitched by the curse blessing that is the never ending light of illuminati. To achieve this we try to have fun together and create bonds. If not bonds of loyalty, friendship and fun atleast shackles of addiction and bars of guilt. To do this we need the help of all our members to make our weekly events euphoric and our daily training and chatting filled with the joy of knowing we ain't alone.

As almost every one of us is all-knowing-just-not-as-all-knowing-as-Bob and pretty much perfect human beings there probably won't be any questions. But if something should against all odds slip your superb mind do not hesitate to ask as we are all here to help out. However do not demand help, we got your back but from time to time we are on other errands and may not always be able to help, we will try thou as we do have your back. Together we might be able to almost be able to comprehend a fraction of the knowledge the eternal and all-knowing being Bob possesses, so let’s share it. But know that a lot of knowledge is stored in the vault know as "Guides" on the forum so if you are uncertain of something a li'l peek there wont hurt your street rep, we promise we wont tell anyone you where there.

This is the guild, YOUR guild
Thou shall not make yourself another Bob
Thou shall have no other guilds before it
Thou shall not make wrongful use of the name Bob
Remember the grinding and keep it holy
Honor your meso and your NX
Thou shall not hack
Thou shall not commit a scam
Thou shall not harass
Thou shall not KS your neighbor
Thou shall not merchant at the cost of your guild
Thou shall not covet any loot that belongs to your neighbor.